2026 Calendar - Here we Fucking Go Again

Ships mid~September.
Here we fucking go again: get ready for a year of sass, snark and a fuck-ton of swears. Our calendar is filled with original, cute, and colorful illustrations and hilarious, sarcastic quips that will have you chuckling to yourself as you plan your year. With a healthy dose of profanity and drama queen antics, our calendar is here to give voice to your inner snark and sense of existential dread. DETAILS: -14 pages total that include 12 colorful AF illustrated calendar pages -9x12" calendar -Soft touch matte covers -80lb uncoated matte interior pages -Includes 1 sticker sheet with 60+ stickers -White wire-o binding with hole punch -Printed in the USA Quirky, unconventional, and downright fucking hilarious. Our calendar tracks traditional holidays, as well as fun national observances like "coffee day" and "pizza day" to give you an excuse to indulge when you need it. Designed with love, snark + swears in Chicago, IL. New Years, 2026, Holidays, Christmas, X-Mas, Holidays.